Buy my limited edition ‘Purple Haze’ t-shirt

This is the t-shirt I typically sell after shows. Unfortunately there aren’t too many live shows these days, so I’ve decided to start selling them online. It’s a great shirt.

How do I buy it?

Easy. Send me $25 on Venmo (@realaaronweber) or PayPal ( and include in the payment description (1) your size, S-3XL and (2) your address. I’ll follow up with tracking information as soon as I ship it.

What’s on it?

It’s a beautiful, intricate drawing of Jimi Hendrix playing the xylophone. I played the xylophone in high school and have a joke about it. This is an absolute must-have for anyone who plays the xylophone, likes Jimi Hendrix, or likes having to explain their shirt to strangers.

Is it a good quality shirt?

Yeah, it’s a great shirt. Feels better than it looks, so you won’t hurt my feelings if you wear it inside-out. Here are some specs I copy and pasted from my merch company:

  • 50/50 combed ring spun cotton/poly
  • Pre-shrunk
  • 1×1 rib knit neck
  • Tear-away label

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This site is a blatant ripoff, but that's kinda the whole point.